LINCOLN ROAD HALLOWEEN 2013 IN MIAMI FL
My ass was in Miami for Halloween night this year, which is a major first for yours truly. My partner and I decided to hit up the closest thing to the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival we could find,...
View ArticleCALL FOR A REAL GOOD TIME
This is the kind of immature Latino bullshit drama that one can’t help but attach to the essence that is South Beach Miami FL. This is how my peeps do it, right down to the poor grammar. The flyer...
View ArticlePIZZA JOINT IN WEHO NOW HIRING – SUBMIT HEADSHOT WITHIN
The game ain’t what it used to be. There is yet another pizza joint coming soon in the heart of West Hollywood, called (drum roll please … ) The Pizza Joint, aka TPJ if you wanna sound like one of the...
View ArticleLATIN ROYALTY – FAB! NEWSPAPER JULY 2, 2004
Here’s a blast from the Fab! past. In light of my recent trip to Miami, I dug up a column I wrote about my first experience in South Beach. Needless to say, this last visit was waaayyy different from...
View ArticleFIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE – THE MAX PHOENIX EFFECT
Here’s a ditty I wrote for the latest issue of The Fight Magazine concerning the recent death of trainer of Max Phoenix. I told my editor I was the last person who should write about Max; I was...
View ArticleWEHO NEW YEARS SOBER PARTY #BOOM! – A HOT TOPIC IN FRONTIERS MAGAZINE
I recently covered West Hollywood’s New Year’s Eve Party #BOOM! for the most recent WeHo Hot Topic in Frontiers Magazine. I forget that there or plenty of people who can’t drink for reasons that don’t...
View ArticleA BLACK FRIDAY THE 13TH FOR EDDIE’S BARBER SHOP IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
Our beloved Eddie’s Barbershop in the heart of WeHo had a terribly unlucky Friday the 13th. The scene above looked like a bomb exploded in some 3rd world country with glass and debris all over the...
View ArticleTHE OPPOSITE OF CUTE STYLE
I can NOT believe what I witnessed at Trader Joe’s today. My ass saw a grown-ass man going about his shopping business while wearing what I can only best describe as a baby onesie that was specially...
View ArticleJINGLE HELL – A SOBER SURVIVOR’S GUIDE
The following is a lil’ sumethin’-sumethin’ I wrote for The Fight Magazine, just in time for the holidays. If you had told me ten years ago that–not only would I be writing about how to make it...
View ArticleEDDIE’S BARBER SHOP IN WEHO SENDS DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE MESSAGE
Eddie’s Barbershop in West Hollywood tried to make the very best out of a pretty messed up situation. A drunk driver crashed into their establishment earlier this past Friday the 13th as I mentioned...
View ArticleFUCK A DUCK
What I find most shocking about someone from Duck Dynasty being homophobic, is that everyone is so damn shocked that someone from Duck Dynasty is homophobic. The show is about a bunch of backwards...
View ArticleDON’T DRINK, PERIOD
What are we NOT doing this New Year’s Eve? Drinking and then driving. It’s a no brainier. The only thing worse than waking up on January 1st feeling dehydrated and hung over with a giant headache,...
View Article#BOOM! #BOOM! #BOOM! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I pretty much danced the night away into the 2014 at #BOOM this past New Year’s Eve, which was actually a lot of fun considering it was a sober event thrown by the city for anyone who didn’t want to...
View ArticleDAY ONE ARTICLE FOR THE FIGHT MAGAZINE JANUARY 2014
Today one day has turned into SEVEN-years of continuous sobriety for yours truly. In celebration and reflection of the past seven years, I wrote an article about my first day clean and sober for the...
View ArticleWEHO RESIDENTS FIGHT TO SAVE PLUMMER PARK
Hello darrrlinks. Below is the latest WeHo Hot Topic for Frontiers Magazine. I try my damndest (not a real word, I know) to be objective. Whether you think a dance between Plummer Park’s Great...
View ArticleRAINBOW FLAG CONTROVERSY IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
I wrote an article about the latest rainbow flag controversy, which was also published in the latest issue of Frontiers Magazine. Since the publishing of this article, city officials have decided to...
View ArticleHOOD STYLE
I could not help but notice a silly strain of a trend that’s latching itself into the sporty fashion sense of my fellow fagged ones and trying to spread itself throughout West Hollywood muscle queens...
View ArticleTINY TEXT GONE WRONG
I was going through it. My ass was completely spun out after THE very worst breakup I’ve ever experienced in my entire gay career–actually the breakup wasn’t so bad (that relationship was sooo over);...
View ArticleMADONNA HATING PIERS MORGAN GETS THE AX
I know I’m not supposed to love and relish and point a finger and laugh at the misfortunes of others–especially when someone loses his job, for the unemployment line is no laughing matter in these...
View ArticleABSOLUTEMADONNA WEBSITE TO SHUT DOWN AFTER 18 YEARS
I just learned that the website absolutemadonna.com will shut down at some point tomorrow, February 28. The website originally started as madonnaland.com in 1996 and changed to its current name...
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